Baby Owners Manual - Novelty Gifts. Written entirely in the style of an instruction manual for a VCR or similar electrical device the information provided by author and celebrated paediatrician, Dr. Louis Borgenicht, is designed to be taken seriously. Produced as a quick reference guide the 225 pages are packed with useful tips and essential advice for every aspect of coping with a baby in its first twelve months, all divided into sections such as Preparation and Home Installation, Programming Sleep Mode and Emergency Maintenance. The presentation and use of technical diagrams is original and often very humorous but the usefulness of the information provided should not be under-estimated. An indispensible gift for expecting parents, by Louise Borgenicht, M.D., & Joe Borgenicht, D.A.D.